We NEED Reed!

Although the Cubs have managed to get rid of Uncle Milton, they still need an outfielder.  The Fook can handle right field and Soriano’s ego will cast a shadow in left field…but what about center?  I have the answer.  Re-sign Reed Johnson. 

I realize that I’m biased because because Reed is one of my favorite players, but I have many reasons for why it makes sense.

1.  Defense – The guy hustles his ass off.  Since he’s been a Cub, he’s made some great catches.  Banging off walls, stealing homers.  The Cubs need a guy like that, especially with the liability in left field.

2.  Offense – I realize that Reed doesn’t have the speed of a Juan Pierre or the bat of a young Griffey Jr., but he’s not terrible.  We’re talking about bringing in a guy like Marlon Byrd who just had a career year in Texas.  Remember the last guy we brought in who had a career year in Texas?  And no, I’m not talking about DeRo.  And the other name that’s floating around is Scotty Pods.  Sure, the women will love having him in center, but the guy has only had two decent seasons.  And they were with the White Sox…

3.  Team Chemistry – Jim Hendry already destroyed this when DeRo and Wood went to the tribe and signed Bradley.  Reed is a fun guy.  We need him on the team to keep Fontenot, Theriot, and Dempster entertained. 

4.  Blue-Collar – Like I said, Reed hustles.  Chicago sports fans love a guy who gives his all.  He’s the working man’s Cub.  He’s not afraid to get his uniform dirty and do what it takes to help the team win. 

5.  Style – You know that I can’t this post without talking about the beard.  It’s nearly been a year and I’m still in awe.  If I landed a job in Cubs marketing, my first promotion would be Reed Johnson Chia Pet day. 

Anywho, I’m probably just wasting my time making a push for re-signing Reed.  The Cubs will sign Marlon Byrd and a washed up veteran pitcher like Jose Contreas, then call it an offseason.  Jim Hendry sucks.